This Week's Properly Trollied New Beer Labels

Dark Mild, Limp Bizkit, ___-Hearted, Back to the 80s

Welcome back, friends — it’s labels. This week our Premium Subscribers get to put their eyes on:

• A beer that forces me to reference Limp Bizkit

• A beer that put a decades-old earworm from Hanson in my head

• An unexpected new ___-Hearted from Bell’s

• Two labels from Missouri breweries that take us Back To The 80s

• A new N/A brand to Partake

• Some interesting new flavor-shifting taste “tech” on the horizon

…and more! If you want to check out these and all our past labels emails featuring fresh looks at beverages from around the Midwest, then join up as a Premium Subscriber for just over $1 per week:

If you’re good to go with just one of the Illinois labels we spotted, then great! Here’s…

The New Illinois Beer Label of the Week:

Okay, so Phase Three has been packaging and selling this beer for a while, but come on, like I wasn’t going to show off a new look at a sub-4% ABV dark mild? You know this is my catnip. Extra points will be deployed if firkins of this start popping up all over Chicagoland on future Fridays.